Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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