Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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