It's Friday. Sex?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
