Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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