his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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