she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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