Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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