were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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