C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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