shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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