just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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