So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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