Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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