Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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