Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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