Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I am naked and annoyed.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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