please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
