So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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