Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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