How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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