D3 body, D1 cock
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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