She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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