just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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