just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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