we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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