just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You can't just leave with hair like that
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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