somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
