Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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