Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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