your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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