so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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