Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She said her name was "party"
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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