Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
