Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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