I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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