After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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