i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Duck Duck Cougar?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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