I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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