guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I deserve this hangover.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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