I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
