Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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