We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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