can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
