Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
smell my finger.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize