He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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