haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
not ubering you a puppy
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
