You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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