I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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