last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I'm really busy with my period
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