i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
How external is "for external use only"?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
