That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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