When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
last night I used snow as a chaser
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