Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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