Having a random hookup so left but love u
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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