I don't think brook has ever known best
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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