found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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